Germs

I have a friend who shares my aversion to all things germy, and I had a good laugh today when he wrote me this email.

"Remember how we talked about library books being germ sponges? Well, the plastic case around the Redbox DVD I got yesterday was literally CAKED with other people's debris. I cleaned it with some Windex and then boiled my hands and poured rubbing alcohol up my nostrils. That should kill the germs, right?"